Unlike most Canadians, or so it seems these days, I am actually reading the Spring Economic Update from the Canadian government. I so from cover to cover, checking everything against actual stats and factual information. Regardless of the government in power, we know full well that any government seems to embellish, slant or stretch things, making statements that are partially true or skewed in some manner. Budget gymnastics is an art, and the Liberals have honed this skill truly, and are black-belt equivalents in the art of subterfuge.
Well, with that said, I started to read this document, and it didn’t take long to find something that caught my eye’s attention, and that was the following statement:
“Build the major infrastructure, homes, and industries that grow our economy”
Critics and I would argue that the “building” is being financed on shaky fiscal ground rather than delivered. The budget projects a $78.3 billion deficit this fiscal year, nearly double the $42.2 billion the previous government had planned, and larger than any non-pandemic deficit Trudeau ran. The increase was driven almost entirely by deliberate spending decisions rather than revenue shortfalls. The consequences arrived quickly: shortly after the budget was published, Fitch downgraded Canada’s credit rating from AAA to AA+, citing persistent fiscal expansion and a rising debt burden. Critics also see accounting sleight of hand in the “generational investment” framing: the government split spending into “operating” and “capital investment” categories, then claimed fiscal responsibility by promising to balance only the operating side, a definitional move the PBO found problematic. The PBO said the government “cut the anchor” of the debt-to-GDP ratio that had guided federal policy for over 30 years, and that it did so without transparency, despite the Liberals having campaigned on maintaining it. The payoff is also questionable: the PBO identified a $94 billion gap in investment spending, and the budget itself projects debt charges of $76.1 billion by 2029, which is more than federal funding for health care and childcare combined.
“Empower Canadians with better careers, strong public services, and a more affordable life”
From the left, the rebuttal is that the budget does nearly the opposite. It plans staff cuts, putting roughly 40,000 public servants out of work over four years, along with cuts to programs and departmental transfers, straining service delivery. It contains no new plans or funding for pharmacare, dental care, or child care, and leaves gaps in EI, health care, and long-term care. Critics like CUPE argue that health and social transfers to provinces aren’t keeping pace with inflation or population growth, and that the capital investment focus reduces the government’s capacity to invest in workers and public services — empowering developers and corporations more than ordinary Canadians. On affordability, the deficit itself works against households: heavy federal borrowing puts upward pressure on interest costs that ultimately compete with the very services affordability depends on.
“Protect our communities, our borders, and our way of life”
The fiscal critique carries over here: protection requires resilience, and starting from a large deficit in a growing economy leaves Canada with limited fiscal capacity to respond to a future recession or crisis — arguably the opposite of protecting the Canadian way of life over the long run. These deficits aren’t framed as a temporary crisis response but as a permanent feature of fiscal policy, and the PBO gave the government only a 7.5 percent chance of meeting its own deficit-to-GDP targets. Critics on the left add a sovereignty angle: the budget’s embrace of AI, fossil fuels, and military spending delivers substantial benefits to American business interests — an ironic outcome for a “Canada Strong” agenda framed partly around independence from the U.S.
There’s also a rhetorical critique of the “we have moved fast” framing itself: passing a budget through a minority Parliament by a narrow confidence vote is not the same as delivering homes, infrastructure, or industries, and critics would say the government is claiming credit for outputs that remain projections.
For balance, the government and its defenders have real counterarguments: they’d say the deficit reflects a deliberate, generational investment strategy in response to U.S. tariffs and years of weak productivity; that separating capital from operating spending is a legitimate framework used elsewhere; that polling found 52% of Canadians saw the budget as a step in the right direction, with majority support for measures like Buy Canadian procurement, increased defence spending, and reduced temporary resident numbers; and that critics from left and right contradict each other — one side says it cuts too much, the other that it spends too much — which the government would argue suggests a defensible middle course. Whether the investments actually generate the promised growth is an empirical question that won’t be settled for years.
Then, without skipping a beat, the budget update boasts:
The $60 Billion Question: Cuts, or Clever Accounting?
In its own words, the government “made responsible choices to reduce spending to save Canadian taxpayers $60 billion over five years,” insisting that Ottawa is “spending less on government operations so Canadians can invest more.” The claim is misleading — and borders on subterfuge. The trick lies not in inventing savings, but in redrawing the accounting lines so that a large slice of what would traditionally be considered operating spending is now labelled “capital investment.”
To be clear about what is real: the $60 billion refers to the Comprehensive Expenditure Review, a genuine program of cuts that includes the elimination of roughly 40,000 public service positions along with reductions to programs and department transfers. The savings are not conjured from thin air. But they are softer than advertised. RBC’s analysis found the review savings came in lower than expected, with a portion still unallocated — a placeholder for cuts the government has not yet identified. And without those savings, the deficit would sit in the $70 billion range for the entire forecast period.
The deeper sleight of hand is definitional. Budget 2025 introduced a new Capital Budgeting Framework that splits federal spending into “operating” and “capital” categories and then anchored the government’s fiscal credibility to balancing only the operating side by 202829. The catch is in what now counts as capital. Under the government’s framework, “capital investment” includes not only assets Ottawa holds on its own balance sheet, but also spending that supports capital formation by private companies, Indigenous communities, or other levels of government. Corporate tax credits and subsidies, in other words, are booked as “investment” rather than spending.
The scale of this relabeling is substantial. RBC estimates that spending reclassified as capital amounts to between 1.4 and 1.7 percent of GDP every year from 202526 onward — and it is precisely this reclassification that allows the operating balance to improve and turn positive by 202829, hitting the government’s self-declared fiscal anchor.
The Parliamentary Budget Officer was blunt about the maneuver. The PBO found the government’s definition of capital investment “overly expansive,” exceeding international practice. Applying a definition consistent with international accounting frameworks, the PBO calculated that capital investment would total $217 billion through 202930, some $94 billion, or 30 percent, less than the budget claims — and that under this stricter definition, the operating balance would remain in deficit through the entire planning horizon. The watchdog was concerned enough about the subjectivity of the exercise that it recommended an independent expert body be created to decide what qualifies as capital investment, taking the pen out of the government’s hand.
The rhetoric collapses further under the PBO’s analysis of what is actually driving the deficit. Far from a government tightening its operations, the deterioration in the fiscal outlook is being driven by $87 billion in new day-to-day operating spending over five years. Indeed, absent the new measures introduced since the 2024 Fall Economic Statement, the operating balance would have been in surplus from 202627 through 202930. It was the government’s own new operating spending that pushed it into deficit.
Put plainly: the government added tens of billions in new operating spending, cut $60 billion elsewhere, relabeled a further chunk of the remainder as “investment,” and marketed the net result as fiscal discipline. Fitch Ratings appears not to have been persuaded — it stripped Canada of its AAA credit rating within weeks of the budget’s release, citing persistent fiscal expansion and a rising debt burden.
In fairness, the government has a defence. Capital budgeting frameworks that separate operating spending from investment are legitimately used in other jurisdictions, the United Kingdom being the standard example. The Finance Minister’s office has argued that the PBO’s assessment takes too narrow a view, examining the budget in isolation without accounting for the longer-term growth effects of the investments. And at the margins, the definitional question is genuinely debatable — a tax credit that induces a company to build a factory does, arguably, create a capital asset for the country.
But the marginal cases do not rescue the headline claim. A “balanced operating budget” achieved substantially by moving the goalposts — under a definition the government wrote for itself, over the objections of Parliament’s independent fiscal watchdog — is not evidence of spending restraint. It is evidence of creative bookkeeping dressed up as it.
A Grocery Benefit in Name Only
Then, one step after that statement, they report this as a great thing they have done.
The government boasts that “more than 12 million Canadians will have more money in their bank accounts starting in June — up to $1,890 this year for a family of four — through our new Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit.” The claim is technically true and thoroughly misleading. Strip away the branding, and what remains is an old tax credit with a new name, a modest top-up, and a headline number that counts money Canadians were already receiving.
Start with the word “new.” The Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit is not a new program. It is the GST/HST credit, renamed, with the same eligibility rules, the same payment calculation, and the same structure that has existed for decades. What is actually new is a one-time top-up worth 50 percent of the credit’s annual value, paid in June, plus a 25 percent increase to the quarterly payments for five years.
That distinction matters enormously to the arithmetic. The advertised “$1,890 for a family of four” includes the base credit those families would have received anyway. The genuine new money for a couple with two children earning $40,000 amounts to a $533 onetime payment plus a $272 annual increase, roughly $805 this year, falling to about $272 a year thereafter. For single adults, who make up over 80 percent of recipients, the ongoing increase is about $136 a year: less than twelve dollars a month. Citing the combined figure while calling the program “new” invites Canadians to believe they are receiving far more fresh support than they are.
Now set that against what is happening at the checkout. Grocery prices rose 4.3 percent year over year in the most recent data the sixteenth consecutive month that food inflation has outpaced overall inflation. Canada’s Food Price Report 2026 projects the average family of four will spend roughly $17,572 on food this year, an increase of up to $995 over last year, with food prices now 27 percent higher than five years ago. Canada’s grocery inflation has been running above the G7 average, higher than in the United States, France, and Germany. In other words, the new money in this “grocery benefit” of about $805 in its most generous year for a modest-income family of four does not even cover a single year’s increase in that family’s grocery bill, let alone the accumulated increases since 2020. From year two onward, the annual increase covers barely a quarter of it.
It is also worth stating plainly what this benefit is not: a food policy. The payment is an unconditional cash transfer that recipients can spend it on anything delivered through the tax system to offset sales taxes, exactly as the GST credit always did. Dressing it in grocery store branding lets the government claim it is acting on food prices without doing anything that touches the food system itself: not competition in a grocery sector where the top four chains control at least 72 per cent of the national market, not the counter tariffs that have raised costs and volatility across the food industry since March 2025, not the industrial carbon price that Budget 2025 strengthened and whose costs embed themselves upstream in fertilizer, processing, and transport.
That last point deserves care, because critics often overstate it. The consumer carbon tax on fuel is gone — removing it was among the government’s first acts in April 2025 — so the claim that a carbon levy at the pump is directly inflating delivery costs no longer holds. But the subtler version stands: through industrial carbon pricing, retaliatory tariffs on imported food and inputs, and deficit spending that adds demand pressure to the economy, federal policy choices contribute to the very cost of living squeeze the government now offers to soften. There is something circular about a government that helps generate cost pressures, collects the taxes, returns a fraction of the money to the hardest hit households, and calls the round trip an affordability agenda.
In fairness, the criticism should be kept honest on three counts. First, most of Canada’s food inflation is not Ottawa’s doing: economists point primarily to global supply disruptions, a weaker dollar raising import costs, and extreme weather forcing no federal budget controls. Second, the delivery mechanism is genuinely good policy: antipoverty organizations, including those who first proposed a groceries benefit, praised the design as efficient and well-targeted, reaching low-income single adults who are excluded from most other supports. Their complaint is not that the benefit exists, but that it is far too small — the original proposal called for more than tripling the maximums, not a 25 percent bump that fades after five years. Third, targeted transfers are less inflationary than broad-based giveaways, so this is a comparatively responsible way to deliver relief.
But those concessions sharpen rather than soften the central charge. If the problem is real and the mechanism is sound, the choices that remain are the government’s own: to relabel an existing credit as “new,” to advertise a total that is mostly old money, and to name a general cash transfer after groceries while food inflation continues to outrun it. Canadians opening their bank accounts in June received something. It just wasn’t what the press release described.
Sovereign Wealth Fund Without the Wealth
The government’s proudest new creation may be its most revealing. “Canada is creating its own sovereign wealth fund,” the messaging declares — the Canada Strong Fund, which will “strengthen Canada’s economy and give Canadians a direct stake in its success.” It is a virtuous name attached to a vehicle that, on inspection, is neither sovereign wealth nor obviously a fund in any conventional sense. As one critique put it bluntly: every real wealth fund in the world is built on surpluses. This one is built on debt.
The defining feature of a sovereign wealth fund — Norway’s $2 trillion oil fund, the Gulf state funds, Alaska’s Permanent Fund — is that it invests a nation’s surplus wealth: commodity windfalls, trade surpluses, money the state has left over after paying its bills. Canada has no such surplus. The federal government is running deficits in the range of $67 to $78 billion, and out of that sea of red ink, it proposes to carve $25 billion, drawn from the budget over three years, and call it wealth. As critics writing in The Hub observed, if public funds are offset by equal increases in public debt, the net wealth effect is necessarily zero. The accounting identity is unforgiving: this is not a sovereign wealth fund but a sovereign debt fund — borrowed money directed at government preferred projects, dressed in the financial language of national prosperity.
The debt context makes the branding harder to forgive. Federal debt charges are already running in the tens of billions annually, the government’s own budget projects they will reach $76 billion by 2029, more than Ottawa spends on health care and childcare transfers combined, and Fitch stripped Canada of its AAA rating within weeks of Budget 2025, citing persistent fiscal expansion. Every dollar seeded into the Fund is a dollar borrowed at interest, in an economy where growth is forecast to crawl along at barely above 1 percent. The Montreal Economic Institute’s assessment was direct: the Norwegian model the Prime Minister invoked is not funded on debt, and Canada is diverting money that should be going toward the deficit.
The design diverges from international practice in ways beyond financing. Genuine sovereign wealth funds invest globally, following the Santiago Principles, precisely to diversify risk away from the home economy and insulate decisions from political pressure — some ban domestic investment outright. The Canada Strong Fund will do the opposite: invest exclusively in domestic projects the government deems strategic, concentrating risk in one economy and placing a $25 billion pool within arm’s reach of political priorities. And the announced project pipeline invites the obvious question about its “commercial basis” mandate: it includes ventures like high-speed rail and nuclear plants that are unlikely to generate market rates of return. If genuinely profitable projects existed at commercial rates, private capital — Canada’s banks, pension giants, and the existing alphabet of federal vehicles, including the Canada Infrastructure Bank, the Canada Growth Fund, BDC, and EDC — would already be funding them. A fund that must earn market returns while financing projects, the market has declined, is carrying a contradiction at its core. As one analysis put it, the Fund is trying to be a sovereign wealth fund, a development bank, a commercial investor, an industrial policy vehicle, and a retail savings product all at once — and no institution can run on five mandates.
The retail component “Canadians will have the opportunity to invest in the Fund” deserves particular scrutiny, because it converts a policy critique into a consumer protection one. No existing sovereign wealth fund anywhere offers a retail investment product. The government has promised Canadians their invested capital “will be protected,” a structure the Prime Minister compared to a government bond. Yet weeks after the announcement, no legal framework backing that promise had been published: no guaranteed structure, no statutory mechanism, no investment mandate, no project selection criteria, no disclosure requirements. The government is marketing an investment product to the public before writing the rules that would govern it. If a private firm solicited retail savings on a written promise of capital protection with no enforceable framework behind it, regulators would have questions.
Two corrections keep this critique honest. First, the hyperbole cuts against the argument: Canada is not “on financial life support.” It retains an AA+ rating, a debt-to-GDP ratio in the low 40s, and borrowing costs most countries would envy. The problem is trajectory and choices, not imminent collapse. Second, the fund is financed by borrowing, not money printing; the Bank of Canada is not monetizing this spending, so the inflation mechanism critics should cite is demand pressure from deficits, not the printing press.
And the government has a real argument worth stating. Most countries with sovereign funds carry government debt. Norway is the exception, not the rule, and if Ottawa can borrow for 30 years at 3 to 4 percent and deploy that capital into infrastructure, returning 8 to 10 percent, the spread makes the venture profitable in principle. The Prime Minister points to Singapore’s Temasek as a fund that began domestically and grew outward. Economists sympathetic to the idea concede the label is wrong but argue the logic can still hold.
That defence, however, rests entirely on an “if” that a government investment vehicle, mandated to serve strategic priorities and exposed to political pressure, will consistently pick winners that a deep and sophisticated private capital market passed over. The Temasek comparison is strained: Temasek began as a holding company for existing state enterprises, managing wealth Singapore already had, not borrowing new money to chase projects. The honest description of the Canada Strong Fund is a debt-financed industrial policy bank with a patriotic name and an unregulated retail product bolted on. There may be a defensible case for such a thing. But a government confident in that case would not need to call it something it is not.
Then, not too far down in the document, we stumble on this. This is nothing but hopes and prayers in the form of MOUs and handshakes.
Ninety-Seven Billion Dollars of Handshakes
Of all the boasts in the government’s self-congratulatory ledger, none is more instructive than this one: “Canada has secured $97 billion in foreign investment and more than 20 new economic and defence partnerships across four continents in the last year.” It sounds like money in the bank. It is nothing of the sort — and the government’s own press office proves it.
When the Prime Minister’s Office first unveiled this figure in April, announcing the Canada Investment Summit, it described “$97 billion in foreign investment commitment.” A commitment. A pledge. The kind of thing announced at a podium, sealed with a handshake, and subject to revision the moment market conditions shift. By the time the same number reached the Spring Economic Update, the language had quietly hardened: Canada has “secured” $97 billion. Nothing changed between April and the budget document except the verb. No new contracts closed. No new capital landed. The government simply promoted its own press release from aspiration to achievement and hoped nobody would notice the edit.
Ask what the $97 billion actually consists of, and the trail goes cold. No itemized public accounting accompanies the claim — no list of deals, no breakdown of what is signed, what is conditional, and what is a communiqué. A number that cannot be audited is not a result; it is a slogan with a dollar sign.
But where the curtain can be pulled back, the view is deflating. Consider the government’s flagship vehicle, the Major Projects Office, whose referred projects represent some $125 billion in claimed investment. Of the fifteen projects, exactly two are in active construction. The two largest, LNG Canada Phase 2 at roughly $33 billion and Ksi Lisims LNG at roughly $30 billion, have not reached a final investment decision, so this would be called a bit of a stretch. In the language of capital markets, a project without a final investment decision is a project that may never happen; in the language of this government, it is a line item in a victory speech or budget gymnastics. The celebrated Canada-Alberta energy accord is, by its own title, a memorandum of understanding and the bitumen pipeline at its centre still has no private-sector proponent willing to build it. Alberta’s premier expresses confidence that one will “emerge.” Confidence is not capital. This could be described as a pipe-dream, pardon the pun.
The “more than 20 new economic and defence partnerships” deserve the same scrutiny. Government-to-government partnerships are framework agreements: declarations of intent to cooperate, explore, and consult. They are the diplomatic equivalent of exchanging business cards. Some may ripen into procurement contracts and factories; most such frameworks, historically, ripen into follow-up meetings. Counting them alongside dollar figures invites Canadians to mistake choreography for construction.
The same inflationary accounting runs through the government’s entire economic narrative. The trillion-dollar centrepiece of its agenda is, in the fine print, $280 billion of federal spending that is “expected to enable” more than $1 trillion in total investment — a multiplier assumed into existence, not observed. Expected. Enabled. Committed. Secured. Each word is doing work that the underlying facts cannot.
And then there is the tell. In September, the government will host the first-ever Canada Investment Summit, convening the world’s largest investors to attract capital into Canadian projects. One might gently ask: if $97 billion has already been secured, why the urgency of a summit to secure it? Governments do not throw fundraisers for money they already have. The summit is an admission, in event-planning form, that the investment the government claims as a past-tense triumph remains substantially a future-tense hope.
To be fair, not all of it is vapour. Real, named investments have been announced, such as a Norwegian firm’s $3.2 billion synthetic graphite plant, among them, and large capital projects always begin as commitments, with money flowing over years rather than arriving in a lump. The government also points to Canada leading the G7 in per-capita direct investment inflows. Fine. Then the test is simple, and it is one the government has so far declined to invite: publish the list. Show which of the ninety-seven billion dollars sits in signed, binding agreements and which sits in memoranda and ministerial photo opportunities — and let Statistics Canada’s actual investment flow data, not press releases, keep the score in the quarters ahead.
Until then, Canadians are entitled to treat the number for what the government’s own first draft admitted it was: not ninety-seven billion dollars secured, but ninety-seven billion dollars promised — by parties free to change their minds, tallied by a government that has already demonstrated, in a single edited verb, exactly how it prefers to count.
More Budget Gymnastics, and this is a big one!
As I have before in my blog, in my Budget 2025 analysis, I argued that Ottawa is offsetting federal debt by leaning on a “net debt” metric that subtracts CPP/QPP pension investment assets. I wrote that this framing makes Canada appear fiscally stronger than it is because those pension assets cannot realistically be used to cover federal overspending, and that the shift from gross debt to net debt masks underlying deterioration in Canada’s true debt burden.
The Pension Two-Step: Counting Yours, Skimming Theirs
If you want to understand how a government manages perception rather than money, watch what it does with pensions. Ottawa is currently running two entirely separate pension manoeuvres — one that moves no money at all, and one that moves real cash — and both point in the same direction: making the books look better than they are. They must not be confused with each other, so let us take them one at a time, precisely.
Manoeuvre one: your pension makes their debt look small
You have probably heard the government’s favourite fiscal boast: Canada has the “lowest net debt-to-GDP ratio in the G7.” The Carney government touted the ranking as evidence of Canada’s “strong fiscal position,” just as its predecessor did for years before it. The claim is technically true. It is also built on an accounting convention that borders on the absurd.
Net debt is total government debt minus financial assets, and Canada’s counted financial assets include the net assets of the Canada Pension Plan and Quebec Pension Plan, worth more than $942 billion at the end of 2025. Read that again. The retirement savings of working Canadians are being subtracted from the government’s debt, as if Ottawa could reach into the CPP to pay its creditors. It cannot. Those assets exist to pay current and future pensioners, and no government could touch them without compromising retirees’ benefits. Canada is one of the only industrialized countries that accounts for pension assets in a way that reduces reported net debt, which is precisely why the international comparison is so flattering, and so hollow.
Strip away the flattering lens and the picture inverts. By the IMF’s net measure, Canada’s general government net debt was just 10.2 percent of GDP in 2025 — the next-lowest G7 country, Germany, sat at 47.2 percent. But measured by total debt, Canada stood at 113.5 percent of GDP: fifth-highest in the G7 and seventh-highest among 40 advanced economies. Even the net-debt ranking collapses the moment the comparison widens beyond the hand-picked G7 club: extend it to the OECD and Canada drops from first to eleventh — no longer best, just middle of the pack.
The trajectory is worse than the level. From 2015 to 2025, Canada’s total debt-to-GDP ratio increased by 27.8 percentage points — the largest increase of any G7 country and the third-largest among 40 advanced economies. Even in the post-pandemic years alone, Canada posted the largest increase in the G7. A government presiding over the fastest-growing debt burden in the G7 tells Canadians, year after year, that it holds the G7’s strongest fiscal position. Both statements can be technically sourced. Only one describes reality.
Now, honesty requires acknowledging two things. First, the CPP and QPP are the largest drivers of the gross-versus-net gap, but not the whole of it — at the end of 2023, that gap was roughly $2.7 trillion, with the pension plans explaining more than a quarter. Second, gross debt carries a mirror-image distortion: Canada pre-funds its public pensions, while most peer countries run pay-as-you-go schemes whose vast unfunded pension promises appear in nobody’s gross debt. Unlike most other industrialized countries, the CPP and QPP invest in real market assets — equities and corporate bonds — rather than government IOUs. Comparing gross debt alone punishes Canada for the virtue of having actually funded its pension promises.
So the fair conclusion is not that net debt is a lie and gross debt is the truth. It is that both measures distort, and the government knows it, and exclusively cites the single most flattering one, against the narrowest favourable comparison group, without ever whispering the caveat. That is not statistics. That is marketing with a bibliography. And note carefully what this manoeuvre does not do: it does not move one dollar of anyone’s pension. Your CPP is not being spent. It is merely being borrowed — rhetorically — to dress the national balance sheet.
Manoeuvre two: their employees’ pension pays real bills
The second manoeuvre involves actual money, and it has received a fraction of the attention it deserves.
The federal public service pension plan — the government’s own employees’ plan, not the CPP — has been reporting a surplus so large it breached the legal ceiling: a funded ratio of 125.5 percent, above the 25 percent surplus cap in the Income Tax Act. The government’s response has been to transfer the “excess” into the Consolidated Revenue Fund — its general bank account — where it directly offsets the deficit. Roughly $1.9 billion moved in the first transfer; another $900 million followed in December, the second consecutive year of skimming the surplus over the objections of public sector unions. The plumbing for this was installed quietly: a little-noticed amendment tucked into the budget bill allowing the Public Sector Pension Investment Board to move funds into the government’s central account. Laws that redirect pension money into general revenues do not usually announce themselves; you find them the way you find everything in this file — by reading.
It gets better. Budget 2025’s early retirement incentive program — the mechanism for shrinking the public service by some 30,000 positions, with roughly 68,000 notices issued — is itself being financed out of the pension fund. The president of one federal professional union called using workers’ own pension surpluses to pay for their departure “an extraordinary and dangerous precedent.” Consider the circularity: the government books “$60 billion in savings” largely from workforce cuts, pays for those cuts out of the workers’ pension plan, and skims the same plan’s surplus to shrink the deficit those savings were supposed to address. The pension fund is doing double duty as both a severance pot and a deficit patch.
And is the surplus even real? The C.D. Howe Institute argues it is an accounting apparition. The plan’s actuarial reports assume 4 percent yields; valued at fair market rates using real return bonds yielding 1.5 percent, the reported $39 billion surplus flips into a $33 billion deficit — the plan would not be 26 percent overfunded but roughly 14.5 percent underfunded. In the institute’s words, “no economically meaningful surplus — excess or otherwise — exists,” and the government should dispel the illusion rather than act on it. If that analysis is right, Ottawa is spending a paper surplus against a real deficit while remaining statutorily on the hook for every pension dollar if markets turn. Heads, the deficit looks smaller today; tails, taxpayers top up the plan tomorrow — as they did to the tune of $2.8 billion between 2013 and 2018, the last time the plan ran dry.
The government’s defence deserves its hearing. The Income Tax Act genuinely requires dealing with a surplus above the cap; Ottawa did not invent the obligation. And there is a real risk-symmetry argument: public servants’ pensions are guaranteed by statute no matter how the fund performs, taxpayers absorb every deficit, and — as pension expert Malcolm Hamilton put it — those who take no risk have a thin claim on the reward. Unions counter that workers fund half the contributions, making the surplus deferred wages. Reasonable people can disagree about who owns a pension surplus. What is harder to defend is the scale of the spin: against a $67 billion deficit, a $900 million transfer is a rounding error dressed as prudence — though the accompanying contribution holiday, worth about $3.1 billion a year, is real money quietly flattering the bottom line.
The two-step, complete
Put the manoeuvres side by side, and the pattern is unmistakable. Your pension — the CPP you cannot lose and Ottawa cannot touch — is counted on paper to make the national debt look like the envy of the G7. Their employees’ pension, the one plan the government can reach, is tapped in fact, to fund layoffs and pad the bottom line, on the strength of a surplus that may exist only in an actuary’s assumptions. Nothing here is illegal. Much of it is arguably required. All of it is presented to Canadians backwards: framing sold as strength, skimming sold as stewardship.
One number cannot dance in two directions at once unless nobody in the audience is watching the feet. #READ
Get Off the Couch and Read the Thing
Here’s what we just walked through, in plain English. The government said it saved you $60 billion, but it turns out a good chunk of that is moving money from one pocket to the other pocket and calling the second pocket “investment.” They said they gave you a brand new grocery benefit, it’s your old GST credit wearing a name tag, and the “new” money doesn’t cover one year of grocery inflation. They said they built a sovereign wealth fund — with what wealth? They’re borrowing the money. That’s not a wealth fund, that’s a line of credit with a flag on it. And they said they “secured” $97 billion in foreign investment, except their own press release from three months earlier called it a “commitment,” and nobody can produce the list. Two of the fifteen flagship projects are actually under construction. Two. The rest is ribbon-cuttings for ribbons that don’t exist yet.
Now here’s the part that should actually bother you, and it’s not the government. Governments do this. Every government, every stripe, every era they take a C-minus report card, laminate it, and hand it to you like it’s a Rhodes scholarship. That’s the job. Spin is the factory setting.
The part that bothers me is us.
Because none of what you just read required a security clearance. No whistleblower slipped me an envelope in a parking garage. Every single fact in this article is sitting in public, right now, for free: the budget documents, the Parliamentary Budget Officer’s reports, the Fitch downgrade, Statistics Canada’s food price data. The government’s own website contradicts the government’s own talking points if you read two documents instead of zero. The “secured” versus “commitment” switcheroo? That’s not investigative journalism. That’s reading. That’s Ctrl+F.
But somewhere along the way, too many of us decided that reading was somebody else’s job. We outsourced our thinking to a headline, a thirty-second clip, and whatever our brother-in-law was yelling about at Thanksgiving. We got comfortable. We got lazy. And lazy citizens are the greatest renewable resource any government has ever discovered. You think they spend millions on slogans like “Canada Strong” because slogans work on people who read footnotes? They spend it because they know most people will read the bumper sticker and skip the fine print — and folks, your country is run out of the fine print.
And spare me the “but the mainstream media should be catching this.” Sure, they should. Some of them do credit where it’s due; plenty of the receipts in this article came from journalists and the PBO doing actual work. But the media is a menu, not a meal. If your entire understanding of a half-trillion-dollar operation comes from whichever channel already agrees with you, you’re not informed, you’re just entertained. Left channel, right channel doesn’t matter. Secondhand outrage is still secondhand.
So, here’s the homework, and it’s easier than you think. The Spring Economic Update is online. The PBO’s reports are online, and they’re written for regular people, not economists. Pick one claim, just one that your government made this week, and go check it against the source document. Time it. It’ll take you less time than you spent scrolling last night. Then do it again next week. That’s it. That’s the whole revolution.
Because “trust, but verify” was never supposed to be a slogan for spies. It’s a job description for citizens. Trust is what you extend; verification is what you charge for it. And a public that stops charging gets exactly the accounting it deserves.
They wrote the bloody budget assuming you’d never read it.
Prove them wrong.
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