Tag: trump

  • Enough Is Enough!

    New Rule: If you’re gonna play Santa Claus with taxpayer money, maybe don’t start by stuffing Zelenskyy’s stocking while Canadians are freezing their asses off in the snowbank. Look, I get it—Ukraine’s in a tough spot, Putin’s a Bond villain without the charm, and we’ve all got to pitch in. But $36.5 billion? That’s not…

  • THE CAPITAL SHELL GAME

    There is a very old trick in politics:when you can’t actually shrink government… you just rename the growth. That’s exactly what Mark Carney is doing here. He is standing on podiums bragging — not subtly — that he is “reducing operational spending”, while at the SAME moment manufacturing an explosion of brand new federal agencies,…

  • New Rule: Yachts for the Yachtsmen, Crumbs for the Rest of Us

    Alright, folks, buckle up, because tonight I’m channeling my inner Canadian rage—eh?—and it’s aimed square at that silver-spooned sorcerer of the global elite, Mark Carney. You know Mark? The guy who used to run the Bank of England like it was his personal yacht club, who jets around Davos preaching about climate Armageddon while sipping…

  • Canada’s 1% Fentanyl Lie: 700 Dead Americans Say It’s No Joke

    Let’s get one thing straight: Donald Trump’s not exactly a subtle guy. He’s been screaming at Canada for years—harden your damn border, stop the fentanyl drip, save some American lives. And what’s Canada done? Jack squat. So, Trump, in his infinite orange wisdom, slaps a 25% tariff on Canadian goods, and suddenly everyone north of…

  • Oh Canada, Where’s Your Spine?

    You know, Canada used to be the country that quietly got along with everyone. We were the neighbour who returned your lawnmower with a full tank of gas, the polite one who held the door open for America even while they stomped around like an elephant on roller skates. But now? Now we’re the guy…