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  • A Total Cluster

    New Rules: The Epstein Files Edition – Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Million Pages of Absolutely Nothing. Let’s face it, in 2026, we’re all just holograms yelling into the void anyway. Tonight – or whenever you’re reading this on your doom-scroll device – we’re diving into the Great Epstein File Fiasco of 2026. You…

  • The World Economic Forum: A Bunch of Unelected Geezers Telling You to Munch on Crickets While They Sip Champagne in the Alps

    Can we talk about the World Economic Forum? You know, that annual schmoozefest in Davos where billionaires, politicians, and self-proclaimed visionaries gather to pat each other on the back and pretend they’re saving the planet? It’s like Comic-Con for the ultra-rich, but instead of debating Marvel vs. DC, they’re deciding how the rest of us…

  • Elon Musk: The Richest Man in the World, Thinking Light-Years Ahead in the AI Power Race

    In a world where artificial intelligence is reshaping economies, industries, and even the fabric of human existence, one man stands out not just for his staggering wealth but for his audacious foresight. Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla, chief engineer of SpaceX, and CTO of xAI, is officially the richest person on the planet as…

  • Enough Is Enough!

    New Rule: If you’re gonna play Santa Claus with taxpayer money, maybe don’t start by stuffing Zelenskyy’s stocking while Canadians are freezing their asses off in the snowbank. Look, I get it—Ukraine’s in a tough spot, Putin’s a Bond villain without the charm, and we’ve all got to pitch in. But $36.5 billion? That’s not…

  • BRIEFING: The 72-Minute End of the World

    The Reality of the Numbers Most people think nuclear war is something from the movies or the distant past. It is not. Right now, the United States has approximately 1,770 nuclear weapons ready to launch in less than 60 seconds. Russia has roughly the same amount. These are not just bombs; they are world-enders. We…

  • THE CAPITAL SHELL GAME

    There is a very old trick in politics:when you can’t actually shrink government… you just rename the growth. That’s exactly what Mark Carney is doing here. He is standing on podiums bragging — not subtly — that he is “reducing operational spending”, while at the SAME moment manufacturing an explosion of brand new federal agencies,…

  • New Rule: Yachts for the Yachtsmen, Crumbs for the Rest of Us

    Alright, folks, buckle up, because tonight I’m channeling my inner Canadian rage—eh?—and it’s aimed square at that silver-spooned sorcerer of the global elite, Mark Carney. You know Mark? The guy who used to run the Bank of England like it was his personal yacht club, who jets around Davos preaching about climate Armageddon while sipping…

  • The Truth Behind Budget 2025

    Canada Is Being Told a Feel-Good Story While Standing on a Fiscal Cliff We keep being told to relax. That this budget is bold, visionary, transformational, “generational.” We are expected to believe that everything being spent today is not spending at all — but investment — and that somehow this will all magically pay for…

  • The Single Most Important Reality Check: Canada Cannot Spend Its Way Out of This

    At the end of the day, we could spend 40 pages clinically dissecting line items, amortization tricks, capital v. operational categorization strategies, IMF qualifiers, productivity illusions, and CER fantasy land — but none of it actually matters if Canada cannot support the weight of this spending trajectory. Look at the chart. Deficits are now not…

  • Budget 2025: Ambition, Accounting Alchemy, and the Question Canadians Can’t Ignore

    Prime Minister Mark Carney has unveiled Budget 2025 with the confidence of a man convinced this one document might solve our external tariff threats, domestic housing crisis, and a persistent productivity stall. The branding alone is dramatic: “Canada Strong.” The pitch is that this is a generational turning point budget—a massive $280 billion in targeted…