Tag: donald-trump

  • A Total Cluster

    New Rules: The Epstein Files Edition – Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Million Pages of Absolutely Nothing. Let’s face it, in 2026, we’re all just holograms yelling into the void anyway. Tonight – or whenever you’re reading this on your doom-scroll device – we’re diving into the Great Epstein File Fiasco of 2026. You…

  • Enough Is Enough!

    New Rule: If you’re gonna play Santa Claus with taxpayer money, maybe don’t start by stuffing Zelenskyy’s stocking while Canadians are freezing their asses off in the snowbank. Look, I get it—Ukraine’s in a tough spot, Putin’s a Bond villain without the charm, and we’ve all got to pitch in. But $36.5 billion? That’s not…

  • THE CAPITAL SHELL GAME

    There is a very old trick in politics:when you can’t actually shrink government… you just rename the growth. That’s exactly what Mark Carney is doing here. He is standing on podiums bragging — not subtly — that he is “reducing operational spending”, while at the SAME moment manufacturing an explosion of brand new federal agencies,…