Tag: canada

  • The “Buy Canadian” Paradox

    If “Part One” of this review exposed the accounting tricks—relabeling spending as “investment” and redefining debt as “net debt”—then “Part Two” must expose the core economic contradiction that proves the entire narrative is a house of cards. The Carney Government has presented a budget that is fundamentally at war with itself. It is a document…

  • New Rule: Yachts for the Yachtsmen, Crumbs for the Rest of Us

    Alright, folks, buckle up, because tonight I’m channeling my inner Canadian rage—eh?—and it’s aimed square at that silver-spooned sorcerer of the global elite, Mark Carney. You know Mark? The guy who used to run the Bank of England like it was his personal yacht club, who jets around Davos preaching about climate Armageddon while sipping…

  • The Single Most Important Reality Check: Canada Cannot Spend Its Way Out of This

    At the end of the day, we could spend 40 pages clinically dissecting line items, amortization tricks, capital v. operational categorization strategies, IMF qualifiers, productivity illusions, and CER fantasy land — but none of it actually matters if Canada cannot support the weight of this spending trajectory. Look at the chart. Deficits are now not…

  • Carney’s Sermon on the Mount(ain of Debt): How Liberals Are Turning Canada into a Broke Cousin Nobody Wants at the Family BBQ

    Ah, Canada—our polite, maple-syrup-soaked paradise, where the biggest drama used to be whether Tim Hortons runs out of double-doubles on a holiday.But lately? It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck directed by a committee of drunk uncles: the Liberal government, under the slick-suited Mark Carney, preaching “sacrifices” while rifling through your wallet like it’s an…

  • “Carney’s ‘Swing for the Fences’: Liberals’ Generational Investment Gamble Risks Canada’s Debt Crisis

    The Generational Curse: Ottawa’s Fiscal Mirage In the shadowed corridors of Ottawa, where the air grows thick with the scent of desperation, the Liberal government under Prime Minister Mark Carney is whispering a seductive mantra: “generational investment.” He delivered this line—and the even more audacious “swing for the fences”—at a pre-budget speech to a rapt…

  • Canada’s Funeral: How the Liberals’ $250 Billion Spending Spree Will Bury Us All

    Brace yourselves, Canada, because we’re staring down the barrel of a financial and cultural apocalypse. If the Liberals, led by their globalist poster boy Mark Carney, seize power on April 28, 2025, they’ll ram through a $250 billion spending plan that’ll make our already obscene $1.2 trillion national debt look like pocket change. This isn’t…

  • Mark Carney’s Track Record: Failures, Misjudgments & Criticisms

    Bank of Canada (2008–2013) – Early Tenure Challenges Bank of England (2013–2020) – Contested Policies & Forecasts Private Sector & Climate Finance Roles (2020–Present) – Conflicts & Controversies Global Perspectives on Carney’s Competence and Political Prospects Conclusion Mark Carney’s career has certainly featured notable accomplishments, but equally it has been punctuated by high-profile missteps and…

  • Canada’s 1% Fentanyl Lie: 700 Dead Americans Say It’s No Joke

    Let’s get one thing straight: Donald Trump’s not exactly a subtle guy. He’s been screaming at Canada for years—harden your damn border, stop the fentanyl drip, save some American lives. And what’s Canada done? Jack squat. So, Trump, in his infinite orange wisdom, slaps a 25% tariff on Canadian goods, and suddenly everyone north of…

  • Oh Canada, Where’s Your Spine?

    You know, Canada used to be the country that quietly got along with everyone. We were the neighbour who returned your lawnmower with a full tank of gas, the polite one who held the door open for America even while they stomped around like an elephant on roller skates. But now? Now we’re the guy…

  • What Canada Post Isn’t Telling Us: A Nightmare in the Making

    You’ve seen the headlines: “Canada Post Delays Persist After Holiday Rush” or “Backlogs Expected to Clear Soon.” But let’s get real—what they’re not telling you is that without a monumental increase in the workforce or freezing incoming shipments, catching up is about as likely as winning the lottery without buying a ticket. Let’s break it…