Canada’s Funeral: How the Liberals’ $250 Billion Spending Spree Will Bury Us All

Brace yourselves, Canada, because we’re staring down the barrel of a financial and cultural apocalypse. If the Liberals, led by their globalist poster boy Mark Carney, seize power on April 28, 2025, they’ll ram through a $250 billion spending plan that’ll make our already obscene $1.2 trillion national debt look like pocket change. This isn’t just reckless—it’s a deliberate middle finger to every Canadian who values their future, their kids’ future, and their grandkids’ future. We’re not just screwed; we’re being gift-wrapped as the World Economic Forum’s shiny new dystopian experiment, complete with electric cars that crap out in winter, government-built shoebox rentals, and rushed vaccines peddled for profit. And the worst part? The sheep who vote for this will smile through the wreckage, too brainwashed to see the cliff they’re marching off.

Let’s start with the numbers, because they’re horrifying. The Liberals’ platform, unveiled on April 19, 2025, promises $130 billion in new spending over four years, piling $225 billion onto the federal debt. That’s on top of the $235 billion in deficits racked up under Justin Trudeau’s decade-long reign of fiscal insanity. By 2028-29, Carney’s projecting a $47.8 billion deficit—1.35% of GDP—while claiming it’s all “capital investment” for shiny things like infrastructure and housing. But don’t be fooled by the accounting tricks. As the Toronto Sun pointed out, Carney’s splitting deficits into “operational” and “capital” to make them look smaller, but taxpayers foot the whole bill. His “$222.4 million surplus” in 2028-29? A lie. It’s a $47.8 billion deficit when you stop the sleight-of-hand.

Critics are screaming, and they should be. Pierre Poilievre, Conservative leader, called it a “spending bonanza” Canada can’t afford, warning it’ll drive up food and housing costs. Shopify’s CEO, Tobias Lutke, a rare voice of sanity in the corporate world, blasted Carney’s plan on X, saying it “commits Canada to continued economic decline.” Even the Winnipeg Sun, one of the last independent papers not suckling at the Liberals’ $1 billion media bailout teat, warned that with $54 billion in annual debt interest payments—more than federal health transfers—Carney’s refusal to cut spending means new taxes, like a home equity grab, are coming. Former budget watchdog Kevin Page called out the Liberals’ fiscal projections as shaky, noting they rely on unspecified cuts while ignoring the looming U.S. trade war and recession risks.

And what’s this money buying? A climate cult fever dream that’ll crush Canada’s economic engine. Carney, the UN’s former climate czar and self-proclaimed “net-zero” zealot, is doubling down on Trudeau’s war on natural resources. The Liberals have already blown over $200 billion on green boondoggles that haven’t dented emissions—Canada’s still nowhere near its 2030 targets. Carney’s new carbon tariff, a “border adjustment mechanism,” will jack up prices on imported goods, hitting Canadians square in the wallet during an affordability crisis. Meanwhile, he’s pushing for an “energy superpower” fantasy that prioritizes unproven carbon capture and hydrogen projects over the oil and gas sector that could actually pay our bills. The National Observer slammed his climate plan as “political cover for fossil-fuel expansion,” warning it’s a recipe for disaster.

The fallout? We’ll all be driving electric cars that conk out at -30°C, because Carney’s EV mandate ignores the reality of Canadian winters. Good luck charging your Tesla in a Winnipeg blizzard when the grid’s already strained. Housing? Forget owning—Carney’s “Build Canada Homes” plan leans on government-built rentals to “solve” the crisis Trudeau’s immigration flood made worse. Canada’s population surged by millions, but homebuilding stalled, leaving young people priced out forever. The Financial Post noted skepticism about Carney’s housing entity, with private developers unwilling to touch “affordable” homes the Liberals fetishize. So, you’ll rent a government box, pay through the nose, and thank your overlords for it.

Then there’s the health nightmare. The Liberals’ track record—rushing COVID vaccines to market with cozy ties to Big Pharma—sets the stage for more of the same. Posts on X are already sounding alarms about Carney’s spending fueling “profit-driven” medical mandates, and they’re not wrong. With $130 billion to burn, expect more “public health” schemes that prioritize corporate cronies over your actual well-being. You’ll line up for the next jab, smile for the CBC cameras, and pretend it’s all for the greater good.

The Liberal decade under Trudeau has been a masterclass in destruction. GDP per capita flatlined since 2015, productivity tanked, and food bank lines doubled. Crime’s exploding, the dollar’s imploding, and housing costs have doubled, yet Carney’s solution is to spend more. Influential voices are livid. The National Post called Carney’s plan a “haunting prospect” for voters, warning of a quarter-trillion in new debt. The Toronto Sun went harder, saying electing Carney would “cut our economic throat” with his net-zero obsession. Even The Economist, usually a Liberal cheerleader, admitted Canada’s “stunning” political shift is a reaction to Trudeau’s toxic legacy.

And yet, the polls—oh, those cursed polls—show the Liberals ahead by 2-3 points, with voter efficiency giving them a lock on a majority despite losing the popular vote. The Abacus Data poll cited in the article you provided predicts a Liberal minority even if Conservatives win the popular vote by 2 points. Why? Because Liberal votes are concentrated in urban strongholds like the GTA and Lower Mainland, while Conservative votes pile up uselessly in rural Alberta. It’s a rigged game, and Carney’s banking on it.

This is where the WEF stench gets overwhelming. Carney, the ultimate Davos darling, is Canada’s ticket to globalist hell. His ties to the Glasgow Financial Alliance for Net Zero and Brookfield Asset Management, a fossil-fuel investor cloaked in green rhetoric, scream hypocrisy. He’s not here to save Canada—he’s here to remake it into a bankrupt, overpopulated, rent-a-life dystopia where you own nothing and like it. Immigration will keep flooding in, housing will stay a pipe dream, and the national debt will balloon bigger than Oprah’s ass to galactic proportions.

In four years, when your kids are back in your basement, your home’s worth squat, and you’re paying carbon taxes on your morning coffee, the Liberal voters will wake up. But it’ll be too late. Canada will be a husk—generations crushed under debt, natural resources gutted, and sovereignty sold to the highest bidder. I’m retired, so I can bug out to some off-grid cabin and flip the bird to this mess. But for those stuck here, it’s a clusterfuck of biblical proportions. Unless a miracle flips the script, we’ve shit the bed, and the stench will linger for decades. Holy fuck, indeed.


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