Mark Carney – One Stupid Ass!

Mark Carney, our wannabe climate savior, is preaching that Canada needs to hit net-zero carbon emissions. Oh, give me a break with this sanctimonious nonsense. Let’s crack open the numbers—something Carney clearly skipped in his rush to play hero. Canada’s carbon output? A measly 2.1% of the world’s 3% human contribution to the atmosphere’s tiny 0.04% carbon total. That’s 0.00012%—practically nothing. Now, here’s the kicker: Canada’s got over 318 billion trees, part of the planet’s 3 trillion, and our share alone sucks up more than 5 billion tons of CO2 every year. Compare that to our puny 671 million tons of emissions—our trees don’t just cover it, they lap it twice over! We’re not neutral, folks, we’re a carbon-sinking machine, leaving a surplus that makes Carney’s panic look like a bad joke.

But no, he’s out here pushing his green gospel, acting like Canada’s the key to saving the planet. Reality check: if we gutted our emissions by half—tanking our economy—it’s like tossing 12.5 cents at a million-dollar debt. Utterly pointless! Meanwhile, China and India churn out the lion’s share of the world’s 35 billion tons—71% from just 100 companies, says a 2018 University of Bern study—while we fiddle with our already-clean slate. Your research nails it: humanity’s 32 billion tons globally? The planet’s 3 trillion trees handle 65 billion tons annually—33 billion in surplus. Canada’s trees alone prove we’re ahead of the game!

Yet Carney’s got this two-trillion-dollar, 30-year plan—60 billion a year—when we’re already drowning in debt from Trudeau’s COVID cash printer. Inflation’s soaring, food and gas are insane, and he wants more? For a non-crisis? Al Gore’s melting ice caps? Never happened—NASA says they’re growing. Polar bears? Fine. Sea levels? Steady, not swallowing Tuvalu. This isn’t science—it’s a racket, kicked off by BP’s 2004 ‘carbon footprint’ scam to guilt us while oil barons cash in. China builds, India thrives, and Canada’s left chasing a net-zero mirage that changes zilch. Mark, your blithering green fantasy’s a bust—our trees have this covered. Focus on the real polluters, not our overachieving backyard!”